What the Gamertag?, Part 3

mwalker95
This is more of a question here: is that 95 a random number like I see in so many names, or did that many people actually want a name that stupid?

Elvis 56 zZz
I'm not sure what to think here, so I'll just say that you're right, he is "sleeping" now.

Achille2000
You have 2000 heels? All those legs must get in the way of each other.

SaLaMaH55
Crime one: abusing capital letters. Crime two: random number at the end of the name. Crime three: not realising you're guilty of the first two crimes.

AlarmingMergim
Not so much alarming as confusing.

BloatedNaxo
Firstly, how does a naxo get bloated. Secondly, what's a naxo?

MrDevil99
You know, I think the lord of darkness uses a somewhat more impressive title than mister. Like "lord of darkness".

i9 Blkfxx
Let me try to decode this. You're nine years old, black, and using a fax machine?

stama69
You stammer during 69? That must get painful for the other person.

SharpFrozenDuck
You're right, that beak hurts. But you have one weakness... the sledgehammer.

ReflexiveSTIAN
How exactly does one stian, let alone do it reflexively?

Henrey Moochow
I didn't realise grass had a name. Mmm, grass.

SkilfulLion
And yet, not skillful enough to spell skillful.

Kronik Anarchy
Not as chronic as bad spelling is these days.

CheekyDOKERrus
Stop being cheeky or you'll get a slap in the face.

Nacho velazquez
As a general rule, naming yourself after food just seems stupid. There are, of course, exceptions.

one lo ping
That's to be expected, not bragged about.

daz11k
There are eleven thousand daz's? I think I would have met at least another one if there were.

FLisONLINE
Except when he isn't.

WHITE3WOLF
No,1number2aren't3substitutes4for5spaces.6See,7it8just9doesn't0work.

dom is 4REAL
Here's a hint: how awesome you say you are and how awesome you actually are are inversely proportional to each other.

Olli the Pro
See above.

TT810
Next up on rejected Star Wars droids: LJ490!

realman33
Slight modification of the rule above: in most cases, the more you feel the need to say something, the less likely it is to actually be.

PwntByMe
The only things you beat are spelling and grammar. Also see above.

LimpCub
Revealing how weak you are in your gamertag isn't a good idea. Instead, try to reveal how pathetic you are by swearing constantly in voice chat.

dirtywater74
Water can play GTA4? Very impressive.