What the Gamertag?, Part 2

Following with the policy of changing features whenever I damn feel like it.

ii mcQueen ii
I thought Ronald McDonald was enough of a queen, but he doesn't make it quite this obvious.
Sir Jaaw
What's the problem? Your jaaw lock when you were saying the word jaaw? And what have you and your jaaw done to deem yourself worthy of being knighted? Maybe some spectacular jaaw tricks performed with your amazing jaaw?
vVBRANDONVv
No offense, but if I had a name like Brandon I would be doing everything possible to hide it. The incredible hiding power of the letter V... isn't so incredible.
CCGCAWG
Now I'm just confused. Constantly Confusing Gamers Continually Always Wearing Green? Cowardly Cow Gone Copying Another Wavy Grain? Convincingly Coagulating Great Cleats And Wombat Growers? Please, stop this madness and tell us!
PTTR93
You're the 93rd PTTR. Great, what's that? I'm all acronymed out from the last guy.
MonkiOnsterOids
No comment... well maybe one. I understand that you're a Monki, but what are OnsterOids?
Chinahead
That head must get in the way a bit.
turdblanket
How do you get to sleep with all that stink?
KS COOLFACE
Anyone can have a cool face... just sit in front of an air conditioner.
MyMindsMine
You can keep it.
d4 4n0yin6 l337
Da anoying leet? Your spelling and frankly retarded use of 1337 is the annoying part.
arisen8889
Since when does having seemingly random numbers at the end of your name count as anything?
Bateman Begins
I bet you started regretting that one around 2007 or so.
xXx Sharkey xXx
If I want to see marine life in that sort of thing, there's plenty of YouTube to go around... so I don't need you in my Burnout game.
JOEXXXBUTCHER
Well at least I know where Sharkey goes when he dies now.
FiercestPlaya3
Being 3rd at something isn't usually something to brag about. Your spelling is somewhere below 3rd though.
man of war12345
I know that the army is lowering their standards, but I didn't realise that you had to prove you could count to get in these days.
M3RCIL3SS NINJA
OH GOD YOUR BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR!!! AHH IT'S MERCILESS!!!
xXxM1NDL3SSxXx
Finally, someone who admits it.
XTheLoneDriverX
You may be alone, but at least you have those X's to keep you company.
xX SOEM Xx
So, you can't spell. Is that why you only have 2 x's each side instead of the standard 3?
StinkyJester
So THAT'S what that smell was.

And I apoligise for the post being so long, but that should be an indication of the people on Xbox Live.